Erik was in such a rush to come play with us at Heathcote that he was a bit careless and slipped.

"My left foo-oo-oot!" agonised Erik.

The first-aid verdict was two fractures and seven clean breaks so Erik's intended quick trip to another scenic area is delayed while he undergoes a bit of gnome-setting at the base surgery. He'll get something to clean up that nasty rash of ants in his nether regions as well.