Caches of Ice and Fire - Eyrie Prison Darley, Victoria, Australia
By Lady Lysa Arryn on 30-Apr-16. Waypoint GC6GQ6B

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Logs

06-Apr-24
Unfortunately this one has gone missing, and didn't have a spare container with me.
 
15-Apr-22
No luck - trekked along the river, had a couple really scary moments to get up to a likely spot, but no luck.
Met a couple other people coming along the trail, good luck to you if this is what you were looking for!
 
25-Jul-21
Out and about caching with Bogonghazy today. Didn't find
 
16-Apr-21
So... 21 years married. Whatever shall we do to celebrate?
We began with pancakes in Werribee, then came out to Bacchus Marsh to do the Adventure walk around Maddingley Park. I didn't realise that there was a cache at the end of it, until suddenly we're looking for a cache at the end of it.
Then it was a walk down Lerderderg. I'd had enough of shoes for the day, and felt the bush trails were "soft" enough to make them optional. But... we were also hunting caches. The first was easy - soft dirt and leaf mulch, but the further we went, the more places along the path the over-zealous Park Rangers had done path maintenance with freshly dug gravel - lots of nice, fresh shale and quartz shards. That's okay, I can cope...
Then we came to *this* cache. We hadn't read the cache notes ahead of time, and we certainly had no reception now we were in the gorge. Surely it's just up there a bit...
OMG! Epic climb, *with no shoes*! Pointy shale, *with no shoes*! What the heck was I thinking, *with no shoes*!
And as SueHut mentioned, too scared to go back *down* the cliff, much safer to go *up* to the ridge path... *with no shoes*!
At this rate, 22 years of marriage is looking pretty sketchy!
Thanks heaps, Lady Arryn!
 
16-Apr-21
Oh my God!! Came here today on our 21st wedding anniversary and for a while there I considered the possibility that we might not make anniversary 22. What a magnificent spot to put a challenging cache. Did not dare go down after but came back along the ridge line. Thanks for the cache!!!
 
11-May-20
Re-enabled at request of CO.
 
29-Mar-20
Disabled at the request of the CO, for the duration of the Covid-19 crisis.
 
03-Sep-19
As per the previous log, Craig and I have wanted to do this cache for some time. The climb was slow and steady. Once we had reached the top and caught our breath, Craig who was covered in goats hair decided to tell me that most climbers fall while making the decent. Thanks Mate!!
This would have to be the most challenging cache I have done. Fav for me. Thanks Greg.
 
03-Sep-19
Got closer than the last time.
Next visit will be an abseil from the top!
 
03-Sep-19
Finally!!! This quest has been conquered!
Came here today with Ed from 2beez, Pacman and 6Hinemoa2.
This has been bugging me for over 2 and a half years now after the girly elements of our two teams didn't allow Ed and I to make the climb on the way back from the Lerdy weir circuit walk.
After negotiating a way across the river which basically was just walking across, as there way no real dry alternative today, the climb began.
Going up was not as bad as I had imagined, a few sketchy spots, but not too bad.
The cave was entered and the log signed. Man, goats caves do stink!!
Plenty of photos were taken, as, lets face it, I'm not doing this again.
The climb down was a lot hairier than up, probably due to the fact I was now facing the drop to the river instead of focusing on up,up,up.
It definitely helps having a spotter to help on the way down.
Bottom gear got a bit of a workout here and did me proud.
Once back at the bottom it was back across the river and onto Godric's Hollow.
Thanks Lady Lysa Arryn for the hide and a worthy adventure.
How do you find these spots, then decide, I'll climb up there to check it out?
A definite fav point awarded here! Cheers Greg, well done!
 
17-Feb-19
Today I made the journey from Kings Landing to the Eyrie. I was sent as a squire to deliver Lady Arryn a message from Queen Cersei. The Lannisters are seeking an alliance and use of Lady Arron’s fortress. I don’t like the chances of an alliance forming. I think it’s more likely she will push me through the moon door on my arrival!

I approached the Eyrie by the river and spotted four goats making their way along the trail. I followed them. I then realised I had approached the Eyrie from the wrong angle, crossed the river and found a path. Now where is the entrance? I climb and climb and climb. Taking all the wrong angles. I look up. Ahhh. A quick scramble and I have reached the inner sanctum. Left behind an offering for the Lady. Fortunately I was allowed to make the return journey to Kings Landing via the path, not the moon door.

Tftc
 
27-Jan-19
SORRY- I deleted all my logs in Cachly (over 100) while trying to clean up the phone for an overseas trip.
Hoping that you read my more informative log.
TFTC Lady Lysa Arryn
 
27-Jan-19
This cache has been sitting in my desirable pile for ages. I know if I had gone up here alone on a recce I would have not been able to resist it but hey safety in numbers is needed as a back up.
Luckily today 6Hinemoa2 and I hooked up to tackle this together. I know she has been to the walls of the prison before (many times) so knew where the said cave was and rough ideas on the ascent.
No rain all Jan had the river bone dry most of the way up which made a change. Cooler weather this morning meant conditions were ideal. I set off first and made good progress to the halfway point. By now I was discouraging Karena from following me up so I made the last push to the cave. The red cache was immediately apparent (breathes a sigh of relief!!).
I signed us in took the obligatory 'money shot' from the entrance and slowly made my descent which of course took longer and presented many possible bad scenarios, none of which played out. Sufficiently energised I set off next up the spur track for a memorable morning's work.
Many thanks to Karena for her support, technological help back up plan and company and a fav point for the good Lady Lysa Arryn.
 
27-Jan-19
Feathertop made an offer too good to refuse yesterday. (I was supposed to be getting ready for our trip to Antarctica on Friday.)
A third (or maybe fourth try, I’ve lost count) was more successful in some respects. My name is in the log book.
The story unfolds below.
I was lagging behind my friend and picking my way carefully (-not unusual when caching with sure- footed Feathertop) as before I made it about one third of the way. This time however, I ditched my back pack at a lower level. That did help. Gee, those rocks are hard to get legs up and over for an oldie like me.
Soon a voice from above called out “I’m nearly there.” ‘Great! I thought – wish I was.’ Our GPS’s didn’t agree on distance at this stage.
I kept on plodding along but soon discovered it was pointless because my companion had already completed the signing duties and was on her way down! I humbly accepted her gift but also made a mental note that this prison will not defeat me and that I will keep on trying to follow in others’ footsteps (– not that I ever want to be in prison).
It took me much longer to come down, using bottom gear. That scree is dynamite and I have developed an immense fear of falling. Any suggestions on beating that? This exercise will help overcome some of my fears – I hope!
Took photos as proof of yet another attack on the prison. Please note that I came prepared this time with knee pads and gloves. Maybe I need a skyhook as well?????
‘Never say die’ is my motto and I will continue to dream and plan about escaping from that prison until I win. Happy though, to be able to have a smiling face on the map page, rather than a green box that keeps taunting me. A HUGE thank you to Feathertop.
This prison will not be forgotten. It hasn’t beaten me yet. You will hear when it happens!!! Simply love the Game of Thrones. This challenge is etched in my memory banks forever.
Thanks for the ongoing challenge Lady Lysa Arryn
A FP coming your way because it will help develop and strengthen me.
 
31-Dec-18
With the last day of 2018 being upon us, DAB and I left home early again to grab a few last caches of the year. A couple we had wanted to do for a little while. The morning was good to us weather wise and we had another fun time out on today's adventure.

This one was high on DAB's to do list from the start and definitely one I had wanted to attempt. We made plans to start out early today to tackle the Prison. With recent rain the walk to the cave was eerie. Some decent rain has pushed down this river recently with debris lying around everywhere. We wondered about the river crossings, but we stayed dry, just taking our time as we went. The climb up wasn't easy. We had a drink and assessed the best way to tackle the wall. By helping each other with the climb we were at the top to enjoy the views (not so much the smell) DAB grabbed the cache straight away and we signed in. The trip down was probably harder, but we took our time. One false step would have you lying flat as a pancake in the river below. We came away with dirty clothes and my hiking shorts were ruined after I split them open along the seem. Oh well, we were glad to have this difficult cache ticked off our list and look forward to more adventures in 2019.

**Thanks to Lady Lysa Arryn for hiding this cache for us to find and enjoy**
 
31-Dec-18
After putting this hide off for ages, I was determined to finally claim this cache. In the company of Na'wal, we chose this cache to see the year out with a bang. Hopefully the bang wouldn't be the sound we made as we fell back down to earth in a hurry !! [B)] After finding a suitable area to cross the river, we scoped out the terrain and decide on the best path for our ascent. The climb was slow and steady, picking our hand and foot placement carefully. The start of the climb seemed to be the worst and it got slightly easier the higher we got.

We initially used walking poles , but we soon ditched those as they were more of a hindrance. A bit of a change of direction and one last elevation change and we were sitting in the prison !! As others have noted, the animal smells were quite strong. It didn't worry me too much, but it had Na'wal dry reaching... Wink Not being a fan of heights, I had convinced myself that I would probably never claim this geocache. Fast forward to today and I am glad I pushed myself to get out of my comfort zone.

What a way to see out my 2018 caching year. Thanks for showing us this hidden gem in one of my favourite places to walk. A fave point from me. TFTC Lady Lysa Arryn Big Grin
 
18-Nov-18
Saved the music man!
Quest accomplished
Super awesome cache!
Lusers
 
13-Sep-18
Loved the challenge from this climb. View from the cave was awesome. Thanks for highlighting this spot and for the cache!
 
26-Aug-18
I had to bail out, it was probably a mistake to attempt it. As the description says, don't do it by yourself and make sure you're equipped! The description is accurate, so take notice!! This is not safe on your own without a hiking pole, the shale on the hillside is very loose and deep in many places. You need a good pole to punch through to firmer ground. Don't be fooled by the "tracks" that head up the hill, they are goat tracks - they are not reliable, they are still very loose under foot

I got to within 25m of GZ (after climbing about 40m up the hill before I pulled the pin) - a fall at that point would have messed me up, and getting down was just as hard (perhaps harder). Probably not a good idea to try it on a hot day either.

I'll be back, but more prepared next time and with a friend - be safe out there people, it's just a cache
 
07-Jul-18
Found @12:59 #6730
Out with ahomburg on a all seasons winter's day.
I'm been feeling jaded the past few months, could be other life's distractions or just the caching mojo is low?? Well today this cache brought the mojo back, o-yeah!! Cool It's been quite sometime since a truly unique approch and effort to claim a smiley was felt. What a great spot for a cache and the exciting approach path. I reckon we got in and out without the muggles camping on the river below knowing we were even there. This cache series so far as been epic, definitely going to target the others in the series. Favorite [^]
TFTC Lady Lysa Arryn
 
07-Jul-18
Date: 7 July 2018 Time: 13:02
Find #9604

Out and about on this cold winters day with my caching mate sedgwickDave. It was not a nice day at all weather wise, but the scenery certainly made up for it.

Down, down, down we went, all the while thinking about the fact that we had to return back up this track.

Wow, what a cache, a fantastic little stroll along the banks of the river, followed by a bit of a rock scramble. It was our complete surprise to spot a group of campers down below. I think they were too interested in their own activities to even know we were here. That was until our return when some sliding down the hillside on the loose shale gave us away. Big Grin anyway, 30m from GZ and we knew we needed to start searching, Dave went 1 way, I went another and finally Dave spotted the Prison. Yep, there it was, a super cool spot, trick to get to but well worth the effort.

Many thanks to Lady Lysa Arryn for the cache. TNLN.

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07-Nov-17
15:41
Well... That was a rush.

drjim7 and josiey invited me to join them on their journey through The Vale.

Did we make the easiest approach up the river? Now why would we want to do that? But we got to the cliffs of the Eyrie and made our assault... which of course we succeeded in making possibly more difficult than necessary.

Such a mad scramble... Jim eventually discovered the telltale signs, and waited patiently for my arrival.

Absolutely worth every step, handhold, and inch of the journey.

Jacko, thanks for a ripper... And for helping me fill out a new P81 square.

#3653
 
07-Nov-17
Came here with Tyrion, Jaime and Bronn. No sign of Lysa but I think I spotted Sweetrobin. DfdD.
 
07-Nov-17
Picked a gnarly line to get to cave level, and having not sussed out the exact cave location we ascended too high. A little downclimb and a traverse to the right, with goat poo an encouraging marker of the correctness of these moves, had a cave mouth in view. From this point a much easier ascent line was visible, but this was not to be enjoyed as another cache beckoned from the spur above. Thanks for adrenaline rush Jacko, I've done enough silly things not to get PTSD over this one.
 
**Find #802**

Walking up the dry river bed today approaching GZ there was a large pool of water at the base of GZ. So I stopped short on the eastern end of the pool and examined the task ahead. I could not see any cave but thought well it's up there somwhere. I started to climb and noticed about a dozen goats at about the level I estimated the Cave to be at. I continued to climb and the goats started to move along to the west in the direction I needed to go. This was a huge help in getting an idea of where I needed to get to and where the best place was to traverse across to GZ. Slowly but surely I moved toward GZ. The goats had seamed to dissappear. But I continued on. I got within 10m and then got my first glimpse of the cave. But to go any further was too Dangerous and if I did get across I wasn't going to be able to return back the way I had come up. So to get so close and then turn back was very dissappointing. The descent back down is scary and great care is needed.
Back down in the river bed I thought I would have a look at the cave from the Western side of the pool below GZ. From certain angles you can see the cave from the river bed. So I started to study the terrain again and with luck the goats had reappeared about 10m below the cave and they were starting a descent down continuing on thier westerly heading. Again it was amazing to watch a small herd of goats travel down the exact track that I needed to climb up. After they had moved on away I went retracing their hoofsteps. This way up was far easier, Still dangerous, but much easier. Again I got to about 5m from the cave and the last little climb was very risky, so again care was taken here and soon I was at the cave and the cache was found. Sat in the cave for awhile and enjoyed the views, took alot of photos. Then I had to begin the descent. The spot at 5m from the cave was bloody scary going down, one slip here and it could be game over. But once past this point the rest of the descent was taken slowly and carefully. Real glad to get back down. My first D4 T4.5 in a very special place.
Thanks **Jacko83** TFTC. A Favorite

To others who follow. From Jacko83

**Please take extreme caution when approaching this cache and work in a team. The shale is slippery and rocks are loose, and a friend to guide your footsteps will be neeeded. Please, do not attempt this alone**
 
19-Nov-16
After a great time caching together as team VANS (Vamp1blade, Ausfox; Neville_devil and Sims_family) around Mt Disappointment a few weeks ago, today we were all up for another adventure. This time in the Lerderderg State Park.

Ausfox; had the great idea of leaving one car at MacKenzies flat then driving around to near GC45AP9 Acts of Gord - Top Gun Anthem in another and hiking down from there. Other than the initial climb it was mostly down hill. Even that was challenging enough as it is quite a big steep down hill.

Well now we were here one of our main goals for the day and definitely one that has been on my must do list. We scouted our way along trying to get a good look at where we needed to get to. A few shadows had been spotted then as we got a bit further around it was no that's not it Sad. I spotted something that looked promising now to get a good angle on it to be sure before we set off on a foolish journey. Ausfox; got a good angle to view it from yep that is the place Big Grin

With the river crossing Ausfox; made it across first nice and easy. I was next, I had water proof hicking boots on so I though no probs I'll just stand on this rock here, it is only just a little underwater I'll be fine. Wrong that little rock was so slippery I lost my balance and one foot went completely in, way past the waterproof membrane Sad. I knew I should have changed to my water shoes [:o]. With one foot completely wet I might as well have two so I just walked through the water getting to the other side much easier.

The other three were all ahead of me now as I started the climb the first bit was easy enough. I made it to about half way where thing were really getting quite challenging. The further I got the more I was pushed past my comfort zone. I really don't think it was even possible to mess my pants as curtain muscles were so tight that there was no way anything was able to escape Surprised

Slowly but surely inch by inch I pushed on. After a point I figured I have to make it because I have no idea how I am going to be able to get back down safely from where I am so I might as well go the whole distance.

Yes. Yes Yes. I made it. A bundle of sweat but I made it. The cache was already out from its hide ready an waiting for my stamp to be added to the list of finders. The cave was a great place to sit and cool of on a warm day other than the ever present smell of goat's business.

After I had recovered enough I was able to get some nice shots to show off back home. Now for the bit I was dreading. Getting back down the right way Smile and not the really quick way Sad. I was really surprised the climb down wasn't as hard as I was expecting, Thank goodness for that.

Thank you so much Jacko83 for what is one of my most favourite caches of all time. I cannot recommend this highly enough for anyone capable of making the the journey. It it most definitely well worth having your comfort zone smashed beyond belief.
 
19-Nov-16
I have really been looking forward to attempting this cache since I had heard about it a while ago.

Once we found the intended location I was keen to climb my way to GZ. The river cross over was easy but crossing back I did get a little wet.

The climb was slightly difficult main because of the loose rocks, making hand and foot hold uncertain.

We enjoyed the cave out of the hot sun except for the horrible goat smell.

I really would have liked to have a zip line from the cave back down to a tree on the other side of the river but without that the climb down was scarier than the climb up.

a huge thank for giving us another lovely cache
 
19-Nov-16
I don't know where to start on this cache Jacko I've outdone yourself. when look for GZ from down below i couldn't see it unless i was standing in one spot.

Team VANS strike again we adventured out again with this cache from our must do list, after a few feet in the creek it was nice for the hot day, we made our way up to the cache. OMG the view is amazing...
This is a must do for everyone
Fav point is a must.....
 
19-Nov-16
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19-Nov-16
I don't know how you keep doing this jacko83 finding these great locations to share with all. The approch to GZ puts you literally on edge but is well worth the effort once there. It looks like and smells like the cave is used by the local goat herd at times, they must known of an easier way to get here than me.

Thanks for the adventure and cache jacko83
#2,771

Yet again another well earned favorite point
 
16-Aug-16
While out in the area with McLookers we had our eyes on a few caches and this being one of them.
We knew we were in for a adventure here but we were not expecting any river crossings, we were lucky the weather was just perfect, making the crossing enjoyable and very cooling,
Its good to see the river flowing so well and the water so crystal clear.
The climb to the cache was a fun challenge that we both completed very successfully, the journey up seemed much easier than the trip down.
What a fantastic view we had from up top, and it was good to find a nice sized cache here, defiantly a memorable journey, a cache we will never forget.
Thanks jacko83 for the fantastic cache and a huge favourite point headed your way.
 
16-Aug-16
On this stunning day I met up with The Tritonz and we headed for this cache, it had been on my list for a while but I did not know whether I was capable of the challenge. A water crossing was required and once that was conquered, we regrouped and embarked on the climb. Careful holds and footing and slow work meant we reached the area safely. It seems there were rabbits before us but none in residence when we arrived. The Tritonz found the cache quite quickly, love a good size cache. We took some snaps and marvelled at the view. Once we signed the log and replaced the cache it was time to move slowly back to the bottom. While it did take a little longer than the climb up, it was good to celebrate our success. Another river crossing through very clear water and we were on our way. Thanks Jacko83, this really took me out of my comfort zone, I loved the challenge and the views.
 
Borrowed one of old mate danny's dragons and got it straight away.

Not quite.... but i should have!

I had sussed out where to go at the bottom and began the climb to realise that i had climbed to the wrong spot!!
Whoops!!
After getting back to the bottom and re assessing the situation i felt kind of silly for not seeing the cave the first time. Got back up there and snatched it up!

Kind of wish i got to see the goats in action climbing tho. Would have been very impressive and more elegant than watching me get up there thats for sure.

Absolute ripper of a cache!
 
03-Jul-16
First time to Lerderderg today and thought I'd check out the circuit walk and a side spur. 15km hiked all up today which included 900m of elevation gains!

I left this one for last. I've been keen to check it out since the CO told me about it pre publication. And it looked pretty cool from the pics I've seen from the previous finders.
It was a quick skip across the river and a nice climb up to the cache. The afternoon sun lit up the gorge well and I was pleased that I was at this site when I was.
Great find for a hiding spot Jacko! Well done!!

TFTC
 
30-Jun-16
Previous finders log has being verified and approval given.

Cheers and a great effort for under 20 finds!
 
29-Jun-16
This climb, was intense. So worth it though, unfortunately forgot to bring a pencil up Very Happy
 
09-Jun-16
We made our way to the Lerderderg specifically to attempt this cache. We went a third of the way up, but GZ remained elusive due to the wet terrain. "I'll be back!"
TFTH, Jacko.
 
28-May-16
I was very fortunate to be with the CO when he placed this cache.
Surprisingly the hike up to this cave didn't take that long .... but by god those goats stink. !!!!!
A great location for the cache Greg and so glad to be out caching with you for the placement.
Cheers
Smile
 
11-May-16
It had been a while since we where last in the Park but we were keen to pickup this newly published cache . We soon remembered how steep the track up from Swans Rd was and then was over the top and on the path down to this one how much steeper and deeper this side was and that was before the final ascent to the cache. The sat map really does not show up the steepness of the area. Taking the advise from the cache page we approached from below. A few distances and bearings taken as we suspect the GPSr would become highly inaccurate on the way up. We managed to pick the right scramble route and there is plently of loose stuff of which some more is now at the bottom. The question was how much higher must we continue to go and then over our shoulder we saw the spot which surely must mean a cache is near. We carefully peered into the prison to make sure no local guards were about as there were plenty of signs they have been about. As out eyes adjusted to the darkness the prize was soon found and we entered our name. Some great views in and out of the prison. We escape without incident and made our way back up the steep track. TFTC. A favourite point from us
 
03-May-16
After successfully defending the bridge of sculls in the far north, and being released for a recuperative leave of absence from the black watch for a few days, the fearsome warrior Gordo and his sparring mentor Mudbrick heard news of a Lannister being held hostage at the Eyrie. Now knowing the legend of the Lannisters for their great wealth, and "always pay their debts" they figured here is a chance to make a quick and bountiful payday..
So a plan was made to attempt the recovery of the hacking from his cell.
Early morning the pair met at the nearby dam, and devised a plan to attack the fortress. As it turned out there was little resistance, as it seems there had only just days before been a similar plan executed. The only evidence remaining that of the odd bit of banana skin here and there..Nonetheless the pair were still happy to have come, and be reunited in friendship.
Thanks to Jacko for a great adventure.
Cheer Gordo
11:11 AM #1177
 
02-May-16
My recollection of finding this cache differed from Gordo's write-up somewhat. Gordo & his beard had made a flying visit from the high country, so we agreed to catch up for a cuppa. He mentioned that he may seek out Jacko's cave cache, this had me on the back foot from the start, it is a bit difficult, particularly for a septagenarian, ( such as myself). I met him at his digs at Grahams dam, after purchasing a rope on the way thru. ( being lowered on a bosun's chair seemed like a plurry good idea to me ).
Surveying the starting point for the climb started the heeby jeebies. After attaching my training wheels we fairly flew up the first 5 feet of the climb until reality set in. The rocks were very loose & shaley, but the gnarled tree roots were well anchored, but then, climbing is infinitely easier than the despair & danger of descending....& I was well aware of it. I must say, that whilst I climbed rather ponderously, Gordo went up like a snow leopard. There were quite a few rocks below me, to break my fall though. I could not help to think how fast I would be travelling as I plummeted to the rocks below, velocity(squared) = 2 times the acceleration due to gravity, multiplied by the distance climbed. But, I had only climbed up 8 foot at that stage, so no big deal.....but, by cripes, it did indeed look further. The final bit to the cave was the worst for me, Gordo had time to have a kip & a sanger, waiting for me to stagger, with shaking knees & glazed eyes, into the eyrie.
Marillion was not in the cave, but plenty of rancid goats had been, judging by the plethora of droppings.. Goats must have eaten the bananas, as no signs of them have been seen in logs. I did not want to, but Descend I did, with Gordo prodding me ever downward with a pointy stick whilst I squealed like a stuck pig. I don't remember all the return journey as I may have had my eyes shut for the entire trip.
Oh what joy when we reached the bottom. Terra firma is bonza..........I should have bought a bottle of bubbly, soda water sufficed. Thank you Jacko for the fearful experience, what does not kill you, makes you stronger. I feel like Charles Atlas. I think I did the entire 2 km crawl back to the cars on my hands & knees.. worth a favourite point for far exceeding my comfort zone.
Your time will come, Jacko. Now to get a packet of band aids to cover the pointy stick wounds. Some poetic licence may be evident in this write-up.
 
01-May-16
The bananas cut down a tree.

Having done this treasure and now with the bravado of Errol Flynn we had a task to complete in the back yard.
It was huge, but needed to be removed due to its poor health and sprightly neighbors.
We had some climbing equipment so up we went.
It didn't go well.
We will spare you the details suffice to say that after a short ambulance trip the hospital emergency department we met with what seemed to be a community of arborists. Everyone had good advice of what we shouldn't be doing in trees. Don't put rope there!
So much advice now....... but why were they not out their walking the streets offering advice earlier in the day.
But this area is egalitarian. The bananas should not be made to feel inferior here.
And then while we waited for the nice doctor to fix us up.
It was decided.
If you all are so clever why are you sitting here next to us.
With that thought running through our mind the tension eased as repairs were made.

We thought about how we got there and now reflect on some of the obvious errors.

Starting with
Don't climb trees that you are about to cut down.
 
01-May-16
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