Could you steal turd base? - TTT10 Queensland, Australia
By RoddyC and 1muggle with QOGM2019 on 01-Sep-19. Waypoint GA14143

This cache is part of QOGM 2019's Turd Trail along the Neverfail Road. We trust you enjoy a caching experience with a little difference.

I read an article called Embarrassing English Errors Ep17 – Turd & Third, and thought - "could have a bit of fun with that!"
Hence the development of this series.  It is just meant for a bit of fun.
All caches are actual cow pats which have been dried naturally, and coated with varnish for preservation. Please treat with care so others can enjoy the fun.

Stealing third base is generally easier than stealing second. You can take a bigger lead at second than at first without drawing many throws. If your timing is good, you can also take off from second before the pitcher actually releases the ball. ... The potential to steal third depends on the batter at the plate.

So there you have it, geocachers.

Stealing a turd base, though, is a whole new batter at the plate, er, kettle of fish. so to speak.

Firstly, you have to survey the turd base farm (paddock) to ensure there are no harmful animals around - like drop bears.  Um, perhaps not out here due to the lack of trees and water.  But those boxing kangaroos and baby eating dingos are sure a hazard to the avid turd base hunter.

Secondly, you have to keep an eye out for Muggles.  While most Muggles will simply look at you (kind of like Meerkats at the zoo.  Did anyone say Alan?), there is a special 1muggle that will give you the turd degree if you enter his turd farm!

Turdly, and this is the difficult part, ensure that your turd base is solid enough to survive the kidnapping, er journey to the workshop.

So there you have it.  You can easily steal a turd base before the picture is released at the ball, er, dance, um, police station.

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