Australiana Series-Grey Nomads- Caravanning around Australia Sheldon, Queensland, Australia
By Sambuccasam on 14-Jul-17. Waypoint GA9865

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       This cache is a lovely tin with nostalgic postcard pictures of types of caravans over the decades of Australian caravanning history. Most of us start out camping in our younger years, putting up tents and tarps and screened off dining areas so the mozzies don't carry you away. Only to then pack it all away when the holiday is over. In our older years we invest in a "you beaut" caravan with all the comforts of home and a big wagon to drag it around. Not the best idea for remote locations and onto badly rutted dirt roads. But they do have the super off road camper trailers if you so choose to go a little more wilder. So here are some top 10 hints I found on the internet to help you with your caravanning experience. It is quite an amusing read.

Thinking of joining the ever-increasing number of Aussies hitting the open road with a caravan in tow? Here, then, are the Top Ten things you should know before pulling into your first tourist park.

1. THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS SLEEPING IN
People in caravan parks like to rise early. They have places to be and they need to get there ASAP. I know, I know, they’re on holidays – but there’s no rest for the wicked and the early bird gets the best site at the next van park.
Plus, many caravanners are older retirees and they’ll be the first to tell you they usually wake by 5am anyway. So expect a lot of clatter and banging, car engines starting and loud morning greetings before the sun is even in the sky.

2. PRIVACY IS A THING OF THE PAST
You may dream of quiet nights in a tranquil bush setting with a book and a folding chair, but while that can happen if you head off the beaten track, most of the time you’re on a small site (grassed, if you’re lucky) with another caravan a few feet either side of you.
Quite possibly one behind as well. Most have flimsy walls and lots of open screens, so sound travels a long way. Your own conversations, and those of people around you, will bounce around your not-so-quiet oasis for all to hear. And that’s before the lights go out and the snoring starts.
You can hit your own husband (or, to be fair, wife) when they start to grunt and snort, but you can’t do much about the foghorn five caravans down.

3. PEOPLE LIKE TO WATCH
Caravan parks are like mini theatres, with an ever-changing cast and crew watched by an openly curious, often downright nosy, audience. New arrivals are like a new set of actors taking the stage.
Oldies sit at their outdoor tables and stare as the latest travellers struggle to reverse their vans, maybe exchanging a few harsh words to each other in the process. A good domestic during the treacherous setting-up-of the-van process can brighten any caravan park afternoon.
If you’re young and appear inexperienced, so much the better. If, like my husband and I, you’re still in your 30s and on your first long-haul caravan journey, you’ll draw plenty of attention. Try not to show fear.

4. THE TOILETS STINK IN THE MORNING
We humans often follow a fairly set routine when it comes to eating and, um, expelling our waste. The post-breakfast trip to the amenities block is, therefore, never a pleasant experience. Often there’s a queue and the toilets invariably stink.
There are also all those embarrassing bodily function noises emanating from the cubicles while those in line cringe and await their turn.

5. SOMEONE WILL ALWAYS KNOW BETTER THAN YOU
There are tens of thousands of people currently on the road around Australia. Many of them have lapped the country more than once and, let me tell you, they know a thing or two (or three or four) about caravan travel.
They know where the cheapest petrol is, where the best views are, and which places not to bother with.
And they won’t be backwards in coming forwards when it comes to telling you the things you should be doing or shouldn’t have done. There’s no solution to this. Just nod politely and agree.

6. THE HONEYMOON IS OVER
Living in a confined space for an extended period will test the strongest of relationships, no matter how much you love your partner. Especially if your chosen mode of transport is lean (in our case a 12ft, 26-year-old caravan).
Being with someone 24/7 can be tough, especially when you can’t move from one side of the van to the other without crashing into each other. Tension between couples on the road is the subject of many jokes. Expect it and do your best to create space when it’s needed.
The other alternative is to have a good old fight and add to that afternoon’s caravan park entertainment (refer to Point No. 03).

7. THINGS GO WRONG
No matter how well laid your plans, things will invariably come undone from time to time. The caravan park you want might be booked. Your warm tropical week in northern Australia might be windy and rainy.
You might blow a tire or your vehicle might suffer some other type of mechanical problem. Be prepared and stay flexible. Throwing the odd tantrum sometimes helps, too.

8. THE WASHING LINES ARE ALWAYS FULL
Washing and drying clothes when on the road can be a difficult chore to complete, especially when the limited number of clotheslines and driers seem always to be full. Unless you’re one of the aforementioned early birds, my advice is to wash at night.
Get in and hang your clothes up way before the sun has come up.

9. YOU INSTANTLY BECOME A SLOW DRIVER
Before we began caravanning, my husband and I complained about caravans driving below the speed limit and holding up long lines of cars. “Bloody caravanners,” we’d been known to mutter. Now we are one of those moving roadblocks.
We drive carefully and usually sit just under the speed limit, not because we have to, but because we get better fuel consumption that way. And with petrol one of the biggest on-road expenses, I guarantee your hooning days are over once you start towing a caravan.
Of course, some people do take this concept to new levels, crawling along at a snail’s pace . . . bloody caravanners.

10. CARAVANNING IS ONE OF THE BEST THINGS YOU’LL EVER DO
Despite points one to nine, nothing beats the freedom of the open road; the sense of adventure and fun as you explore new places and the flexibility that comes from taking your accommodation with you.
Australia is a fantastic country full of beauty and diversity and there are lots of great people to meet. Don’t put it off. Hook up that caravan and hit the road.

Have an awesome journey...just keep checking the rear view mirror to make sure your van is still attached to the wagon...Sambuccasam tip.

Please do not take the tin, it is for all to enjoy the nostalgic caravan postcards.

p.s I also ate the chocolate chip cookies from this tin as well...hahaha

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