He he he he....... Bill was easy to gnome gnap. I thought I'd seen the last of this rude, cheeky bare bottomed gnome. But wait... that was he twin Bazza. So there I was outside the entrance to Rivendell, an adolescent psych hospital..... chasing after a gnome. Did anyone see me??? Not sure but they thought I probably fit right in. Finally, I yanked him out by the leg where he proceeded to pull his pants down and show me his bottom again. I swore I'd take him to admissions and he promised to be good. Ha..... that only lasted until I threw him in the boot where he caused a ruckus with the Old Grey Nomad and Mr Bump.

Rated: for Overall Experience.